I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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