hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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