I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
