So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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