i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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