It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Randomize
