I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
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I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
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In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I currently don't understand fingers.
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