I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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