Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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