THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
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