Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
BRING THE BAGELS
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I wear drunk well.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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