Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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