I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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