so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
she smelled like a LAN party
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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