Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Vodka?
Forever.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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