My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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