Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
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Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
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YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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