it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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