You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
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she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
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Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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