There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
