it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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