Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
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you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
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i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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