...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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