She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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