i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Boobs are out for the taking
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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