if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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