dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
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She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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