I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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