but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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