Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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