I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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