What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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