Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
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I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
send nudes
from the living room?
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