i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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