4 words: hood of his car
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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