...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
