Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
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So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
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I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
wow bdsm is so cute
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