kristin has been a bad kristin
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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