Dual....:-)
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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