At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
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Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
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I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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