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steve butabi!
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How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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