I love black thongs
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
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I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
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Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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