He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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