Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Randomize
