HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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