White coat. Heels.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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