she looked like the before picture.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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