Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
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Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
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ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
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