whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
