i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
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I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
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I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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