They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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