I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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