My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
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