I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
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Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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