so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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