Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
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Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
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How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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