found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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